July 2012
1 post
Step aside, Comrade
A tumbleweed drifts across the desert. Lightly it skips, to and fro, over the badlands of what will be Arizona. From red hills, through the sand and off the cacti, it dances it’s way into town. To it’s left, the town sheriff stands outside the jail puffing on one of his usual cigars. He barely makes notice of the tumbleweed as it intrudes upon a duel happening in the middle of the...
May 2012
1 post
like a prodigal sun (the walk of shame)
I haven’t blogged in a shit ton of time. I’ve been busy, when last I wrote to myself I was but a schmuck. A pathetic loser with no direction, destined to spend the rest of his life wandering lonely and aimlessly across this giant blue marble we call the United States of America. But no more! I have found meaning, I’ve found life, a purpose, more money, a cool car, a home with...
December 2011
2 posts
Of all the times...
My head hit the side of the tree trunk forcefully with help from the night’s frosty breeze. I tried to stand, to walk at least, but the adrenalin pumping through my system must’ve ran out. Blood ran down my leg and soaked the towel my friend was using to try and sop it up. I’ll lose the leg eventually, I’m sure of it. A small price to pay if this all works out. I was more...
There and back again....of course..
As I sit here, my fingers frozen from unnecessary cold air conditioning in December, working later I usually do making up for my 45th hour last week, making only 22 cents more an hour now than when I started my career here 2 years and 2 months ago, I start to think. Mainly cause I’ve had a five hour energy and this is the time of day when I usually zone out and stare at TheChive pictures,...
July 2011
6 posts
From tortoise to hare
Super sleepy this morning…Coffee..chug…AND HERE. WE. GO!
I’ve said before that waking up tired and not hung over is annoying as shit since if you’re hung over you’re still kinda drunk and if you focus on the being drunk aspect rather than the hangover then it’s kinda fun you can get through it. At least I can…. Well today is one of those mornings where I...
A little diddy in the name of stars and bars
I knew I would have a lot of time today to post on here but for the life of me I can’t think of a decent topic to start out with. Not everyday do I show up to work unexpectedly looking like a redneck piece of shit. I mean, really, that blog wrote itself. Today I’m dressed appropriately, having a decent day, well rested, not hung over, little sore from the gym last night but...
Drinking leads to poor decisions
Drinking, itself, is generally considered to be a poor decision but usually I’m too drunk to care. Not the case last night, where, after the gym, I came home and drank myself 3 fancy Bud Lights. Not enough to get drunk off of but enough to keep me up till 2 and provide a slight hangover this morning. So, with my slight hangover, and being tired from lack of sleep, I awoke this morning a tad...
There's supposed to be a photo of the inside of a...
I was supposed to display a picture of my point of view when I take a poop at work. There’s not much in it (the photo that is), it’s just a picture of the wall in front of me. There’s a sink, a mirror, and soap and paper towel dispensers too. I just figured it’d be a good idea to share a little bit of myself with the Internet.
Hello internet, this is where I poop. What you...
I rarely ever do this, seriously ever
What the hell am I doing awake right now? For some reason, during the early part of the week. (i.e Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday) I can’t sleep for shit. The dumb thing about that is this is also the time of the week when I think I should be “acting like an adult” and “not drinking heavily”. Really though, I could be getting good and wasted right now and instead of going...
June 2011
16 posts
May 2011
3 posts
March 2011
13 posts
February 2011
14 posts
